Monday, 30 July 2007

Riddles of the non-Voldemort kind

Nonsense or otherwise, feel free to send me further puzzles or questions and, subject to my stringent suitability checks, I will add them up here.

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If a man must walk down 42 roads to be called a man, how many must this same man traverse before you may call him a donkey?
-Tom C

A man must only walk down the one road forty two times to make an ass of himself.


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Discuss the suitability or otherwise of writing instruments as Earwax Removal Tools (ERTs), the effect their use may have on Unnecessary Hair Extensions (UHE), the Damaging Longterm Harm (DLH) (as opposed to Undamaging Longterm Harm (ULH)) that may be caused to the user and the Potential Nuisance Value (PNV) for those in the immediate vicinity.

Provide a brief exposition upon the nature of Undamaging Longterm Harm (ULH).

State and justify your view on the proper and appropriate use of Three Letter Acronyms (TLAs), with significant reference to their aestheitc qualities, or lack thereof, citing particular examples from this document.
-Mike

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2 comments:

Unknown said...

Mich,
Love the answer to Tom's riddle, (that's Thom's Danger, not Thom's Marvolo), still waiting to hear your reply to mine. also, I hope you realise that that date you liked was your dear uncle's birthday.
take care, thanks for the postcard,
God bless,
Mike

Anonymous said...

great riddle